Wholesale with Attitude

Custom, snarky merch for small businesses — because bland is boring.

Wholesale with Attitude is where small businesses come to stock up on merch with personality. Forget generic swag — we craft laser-engraved tumblers, keychains, cutting boards, and more that are bold, snarky, and built to sell. Whether you’re a boutique looking for clever impulse buys, a coffee shop needing branded mugs, or a brewery ready for pint glasses that make people laugh, we’ve got you covered. With low minimums, quick turnaround, and designs that beg to be talked about, this is wholesale done the Laser Duck way.

Your Brand. Our Sass.

Laser Duck Designs offers bulk pricing for small and medium-sized businesses that want to stand out without selling their souls to bland corporate swag. We create laser-engraved, personality-packed merchandise and promotional items in low
minimums.

How it Works

1. Pick Your Product – Tumblers, keychains, cutting boards, coasters, and more.

2. Customize Your Sass – Upload your logo/design and fill out our business questionnaire.

3. Receive your custom design proofs within 2 business days.

3. Get It Fast – Most bulk orders ship within 7–10 business days.

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Why Choose Us?

  • No minimums
  • Designs that sell themselves
  • Promo products that people want to keep.
  • Quality Products & Materials your customers will love.
  • Tiered pricing to grow your margins.

Premier Leatherette

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Corporate Collection

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Tiered Pricing

At Laser Duck Designs, our tiered pricing makes it easy to save without committing to huge bulk orders. Spend just $100 or more at retail price and you’ll automatically unlock our wholesale discounts — no set quantity required. The more you spend, the bigger your discount, so you can mix and match products, styles, and designs while still scoring serious savings.

Try Before You Quack – Our $25 Sample Box

Want to see (and feel) the Laser Duck magic before you place a bulk order? Our $25 Sample Box is your all-access pass to the world of snarky, stylish, and totally customizable merch. You’ll get a hand-picked selection of our most popular products — like a leather-wrapped tumbler, a koozie, and a patch hat — each personalized with fun, attention-grabbing designs AND your logo so you can experience the quality, craftsmanship, and “oh heck yes” factor firsthand. Perfect for business owners who want to wow clients, customers, or event attendees. Plus, we’ll apply your $25 toward your first bulk order… because we’re nice like that.

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